Rose’s word zone

i typed this up for my discord friend group but i figured i'd post it here too! anyways, here is a review of a Red Baron Deep Dish Single frozen pizza, specifically of the pepperoni variety. i forgot to take images but if i do another one of these i'll do that.

alright let's gooo

FIRST IMPRESSIONS

• I have had Non-Horrible experiences with Red Baron's usual repertoire - I mean like, usually frozen pizza just kinda tastes like crispy cardboard and whatever thinking about pizza tastes like, but I got hints of sauce the last time I had it done in an oven and stuff which is kind of impressive.
• This is one of their offerings that you can actually microwave (probably because it's small), so I took that option because I was low on time and hungry. If you're familiar with the deep dish pizza Lunchable, it looks kinda like that but bigger.
• I had no foresight to take any images (there will be the next time I do one of these, I assure you), but the promo pictures were far more impressive than it actually is. It kinda looked like the pepperonis were only on half of it. Regardless, I trekked forward.
• In-flight entertainment was Valefisk's "A CS:GO Tournament But The Players Are Blind".

[three minutes of microwaving later...]

THE PIZZA:

• I might have slightly overdone it because the crust was a *little* leathery, but I didn't mind that because I'm weird with how I enjoy food. Cut it into fourths even though it's like, about my palm's length in diameter, just because I felt like I'd burn myself if I took a bite out of the whole thing like I had it going Walter White.
• This also tasted like crispy cardboard, but I think I got hints of cheese in it. Pepperoni didn't really taste of anything and if there was sauce I didn't notice. This is not a bad thing because something that kinda tastes like nothing is better than something that tastes like nickels and hatred.

ROSE'S TAKE: "yeah it's fine"
OVERALL: 5.5/10